Lighters of the Vietnam War
I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend
that was wild from start to finish
it should be illegal to be as ugly as me
say something im giving up on school
there’s a new girl at our school and she’s been here for 5 days and she’s already dated two guys what is her secret
sexual orientation: taylor swift saying hella
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"